“Helen Razor” (* out of four) was an absolute snooze about the title girl (Chloe Mantripp) and her stepfather (Gary Grant) who arrive in Germany but are desperately struggling financially so she takes it upon herself to be the provider to the household by robbing and killing innocent victims and turning the streets of Germany into a bloodbath. Dull in the extreme and doesn’t even offer the saving grace of cheap thrills or scares or any humor; if the title is supposed to be a play on words, this makes the “Hellraiser” remake (or any of its sequels) look like Masterpiece Theater by comparison.

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