“Graveyard Shark” (0 stars out of four) was a bottom-of-the-barrel horror comedy about a renowned creature hunter (Stephanie Ward) who teams up with a group of townsfolk (Michael John Gilbert, Berndele Welch, and others) to uncover the myth of the title creature who terrorizes a small town. Some of the costumes look like they were literally bought at Family Dollar and some of the acting is abjectly painful. If Ed Wood were still alive and making schlock horror movies, it might have looked a lot like this. This one deserves to be buried and left in a “graveyard.”

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