“First Moon” (0 stars out of four) was an excruciating horror clunker about a young waitress (Lauren Esposito) who is abducted by a sadistic religious cult who believe she has (get this) a sexually transmitted disease from a werewolf and that she has to be given a religious exorcism to purge herself but she has to fight back and escape before the arrival of the first moon. Or something like that. Hard to tell which is more painful, the lead-footed and inept direction or lead Esposito’s ANNOYING (let me re-emphasize that word) screams but either way it’s an unwatchable bore. This fiasco makes even the crummiest “Exorcism” sequel look like “Psycho” by comparison.