“Meteor: Final Impact” (* out of four) was a bewildering bore set in the Pacific Northwest in the midst of a meteor storm in which a man and his fiancee and also his girlfriend (Justin Higgs, Chase Bloomquist, Samantha Anne Kessler) try to evade a violent gang and stay alive and eventually reach shelter. Film looks like it was shot on someone’s cruddy Obamaphone which is matched by terrible acting and dialogue. For anyone who disliked “Deep Impact” or “Armageddon” 27+ years ago, this makes those look like “Citizen Kane” by comparison.

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