“A Game In The Woods” (*1/2 out of four) was ho-hum horror hokum about the death of a Texas rancher millionaire and his granddaughter (Eleanor Newman) and her girlfriend (Emily Skeen) who show up to inherit and inhabit his property but instead find 2 hillbilly redneck retards (John P. Crowley and Doug Field) who want to all compete in a twisted game of hunted life and death. Latest weekly attempt to update “Deliverance” to an audience that doesn’t know any better fails to deliver much in the way of originality or even scares. How many god damn times can they literally re-tell this same story by now???

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