“My Husband Hired A Hitman” (*1/2 out of four) was an artless suspense melodrama that fires all blanks about a greedy husband (Jason Diaz) who hires a hitman (Brett Geddes) to murder his wife (Tamara Almeida); upon uncovering this, she decides to fight back and seek revenge at any and all personal costs. Same story was told in Paul Mazursky’s 1996 “Faithful” which was also a misfire. By the end of this clunker, it may have been more enticing and exciting had they all gone to marriage counseling instead.