“Please Don’t Feed The Children” (*1/2 out of four) was a vapid horror melodrama about a gang of orphans (Zoe Colletti, Andrew Liner, Dean Scott Vazquez, and others) who are forced to travel down South in the wake of a viral outbreak that decimates society but soon find themselves at the mercy of a psychopathic woman (Michelle Dockery) with a series of dark secrets. Directed by Steven Spielberg’s daughter Destry but let’s just be kind and say she doesn’t appear to have inherited his superior filmmaking skills. Often laughable went it isn’t boring. Film’s end credits actually say “no children were eaten during the making of this film.”