“Amityville Emanuelle” (* out of four) was a startlingly awful horror hodgepodge about a woman (Dawn Church) who moves into the famous haunted house and starts to notice changing behaviors and sensual desires that begin to overwhelm her and affect the lives of everyone (Shane Ryan-Reid, Chris Spinelli, and others) around her. Unbearable hybrid of the “Amityville Horror” and “Emanuelle” series is an amateurish mess. Incredibly this is the 66th (!) entry in the endless “Amityville” ouevre which makes it the longest-running horror series ever

Continue reading

“An Unusual Suspect” (** out of four) was a contrived, cold-hearted courtroom melodrama about a defense attorney (Christie Leverette) who fights to get one of her clients (Derrick J. Smith) released but then subsequently finds out he’s guilty as sin and then has to risk her job and her life to get him put back behind bars where he belongs. Promising storyline is stymied by predictable plot complications and lack of logic especially in second half. Leverette’s sincere performance helps keep this on track but not enough to overcome film’s shortcomings.

Continue reading

“Vanished” (** out of four) was a tepid suspense melodrama about an ambitious young woman (Shaquita Smith) who discovers a corpse which in turn leads her to uncover a criminal enterprise that plunges her life into deception and duplicity in which she doesn’t know who to trust. Glitzily shot and directed but feels like it’s comprised of the spare parts of far too many other and better movies. Smith is a real knockout and holds the screen but this one will likely “vanish” on its own after a few weeks.

Continue reading

“Time For Sunset” (** out of four) was a tedious character melodrama about a seasoned assassin (Don Worley) on one last job who finds he’s been set up and is taunted by an unseen rival assassin (voice of Nicholaus Wendel) who says if he leaves the hotel room of his job he will be shot and executed. Intriguing storyline and material are muffed by mediocre script and mundane execution. Somewhat similar to 2003’s “Phone Booth” but that was a lot more fiery and stylish.

Continue reading

“Best Served Cold” (** out of four) was a languid psychodrama about two best friends (Elisse Joson and Alexa Miro) who discover an opulent resort but find out too little-too late that it’s run by cannibals and that they’re both on the menu. Director Richard Somes works with a nicely twisted flair and has a macabre sense of dark irony and humor but film never establishes much dramatic momentum and thus remains distant and detached. No relation to the 2024 melodrama of the exact same name.

Continue reading

“The Priest Thanksgiving Massacre” (* out of four) was a sodden horror slasher about a group of friends (Holly Higbee, Jo Krayer, Brooklyn Ross, and others) who spend Thanksgiving at an isolated cabin in the woods and are unaware it was the cite of an ancient series of murders and that the priest (Mark Topping) who committed these murders is still on the prowl. Dreadful throwback to ’80’s slasher movies doesn’t even have any good kills to justify its existence and its bad acting and bad dialogue are enough to make anyone want to say their hail mary’s.

Continue reading

“The Final Run” (*1/2 out of four) was a monochromatic muddle about a retired drug smuggler (Jeff Fahey) who is forced back into the game with the sudden illness of his dying wife (Katie Amess) and to save their house from foreclosure but encounters a group of determined F.B.I. agents (Judd Nelson, Steve Blanchard, and others) who have been long-waiting to take him down. Good cast is left high-and-dry in heavy handed story which actually gets slower and talkier as it gets going and as a result never detonates. Sidney Lumet’s “Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead” told a similar story back in 2007 with more flair and verve.

Continue reading

“Death Among The Pines” (* out of four) was a vapid horror thriller about a woman (Nicolette McKeown) who is paid a visit by a stranger (Nathan Shepka who also co-wrote and directed) in the middle of the night but this seemingly random encounter is more than meets the eye and she realizes her life might be in danger. Interesting story might have made an engrossing 2-character play or chamber piece but is deadly and tedious as a feature-length film. Watch “A Place Beyond The Pines” again instead.

Continue reading

“Sinderella” (*1/2 out of four) was a sinfully dull and banal suspense thriller about a woman (Anissa Lashay) who enters a relationship with a seeming prince charming (Mikeal Griggs) but soon finds out that (yawn) he is a narcisstic sociopath and that her life- and everyone she loves- is in jeopardy. Yet another run-of-the-mill “Fatal Attraction” clone except this one is fatally short on sparks, thrills, or even sex. Most clever thing about the film is its title.

Continue reading