“Best Served Cold” (** out of four) was a languid psychodrama about two best friends (Elisse Joson and Alexa Miro) who discover an opulent resort but find out too little-too late that it’s run by cannibals and that they’re both on the menu. Director Richard Somes works with a nicely twisted flair and has a macabre sense of dark irony and humor but film never establishes much dramatic momentum and thus remains distant and detached. No relation to the 2024 melodrama of the exact same name.