“Butchers Bluff” (*1/2 out of four) was a hackneyed horror show about four college friends (L.C. Holt, Tyler Shea Cone, Johnny Huang, and Dakota Millett) who go to the town of Emerald Falls to investigate the horror Hogman legend but find out that (yawn) he is alive and well and ready to slice-and-dice anyone and everyone who gets in his path. Permeated and packed with horror cliches to the point that this even (at times) feels like a self-parody. Jeremy London shows up as a surly sheriff but it’s timewasters like these that have severely “butchered” his career.

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