October 30, 2016 “Rats” (*** out of four) was a chilling documentary about the history of rat infestations in major cities around the world including Louisiana, Cambodia, India, and right here in New York. Seeing the horrifying spread of rats and its effects on diseases and communities is more scary than anything in any horror movie over the last year. Trust me- you’ll never want to leave your toilet seat down or your sink uncovered after seeing this movie! Not for the squeamish but impressively done documentary which has been receiving major critical accolades and notices over the past few months. Continue reading →
October 30, 2016 “Into The Forest” (** out of four) was an earnest but dull melodrama about two sisters (Ellen Page and Evan Rachel Wood) who are forced to fend for themselves and survive together in their isolated woodland home after their father dies in a tragic accident and there is a massive power outage. Both Page and Wood are good and work well together but they are unable to enliven their material. One jolting rape scene and its subsequent scenes of recovery are the only real emotional scenes in the film. Film’s second half is at least much more involving than first. Continue reading →
October 30, 2016 “Recovery” (*1/2 out of four) was a stupid, by-the-numbers horror pic about a girl (Kirby Bliss Blanton) and her moronic high-school friends who search for her lost phone and stumble into a house with a demented family who attempt to slaughter all of them. “Scream” made fun of horror movies like these almost exactly 20 years ago! It’s nice to see in the 2 decades since horror filmmakers haven’t come up with many new ideas. Not exactly the worst of its kind but only for those who will watch anything in the Redbox machine Continue reading →
October 29, 2016 “The Hollow” (** out of four) was a disappointing crime melodrama about a U.S. congressman’s daughter who is murdered in a triple homicide in small-town Mississippi. Two troubled F.B.I. agents (James Callis and Christiane Seidel) are sent to investigate but they are besieged by the corrupt local police (led by Miles Doleac and William Sadler) and multiple other criminal forces in the area who do not want the whole truth uncovered. Director Doleac is terrific as the redneck corrupt local cop and does an impressive job in capturing small-town atmosphere and mood; unfortunately the story drags and never takes flight as it goes on for more than two hours, and it’s weakened by Callis’ terrible lead performance. Watchable but a mixed bag overall. Continue reading →
October 29, 2016 “Doctor Strange” (*** out of four) was a colorful adaptation of the Marvel comic series about a former neurosurgeon (Benedict Cumberbatch) who suffers a near-death car accident which ends his career and he then begins training in the mystic arts under the Ancient One (Tilda Swinton) and is transformed into a superhero. Packed with imaginative visuals and stunning visual effects. Story lags a little at times in its midsection but is well-told and well-cast. A solid entry in the never-ending series of Marvel comic book adaptations. Rachael McAdams is great as usual as his former co-worker and love interest. Continue reading →
October 29, 2016 “Razors: The Return Of Jack The Ripper” (* out of four) was a practically worthless horror thriller about six young film students who meet for a horror movie workshop to write a screenplay together in an old Victorian warehouse but one of them finds the knives used by legendary serial killer Jack The Ripper and (yawn) havoc ensues. Film opens with a jolt but soon sputters and becomes a dreary snooze. Jack should be turning over in his grave by now with all the bad horror movies they’ve made using his name. This is allegedly the beginning of a trilogy with two more movies to follow. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Continue reading →
October 29, 2016 “Equals” (**1/2 out of four) was a visually striking melodrama set in an emotionless utopia where two citizens (Nicholas Hoult and Kristen Stewart) fall in love after regaining their feelings after recovering from a mysterious disease which causes tension between them and their oppressive society. Director Drake Doremus was obviously inspired by the works of early Stanley Kubrick, particularly “2001: A Space Odyssey”, and this comes very close to working but fails to connect as a whole. Film has magnificent cinematography, spectacular sets, and strong mood and style yet lacks a story thrust that would have made it more involving. Strong performances from both Hoult and Stewart make this journey worthwhile. Continue reading →
October 29, 2016 “Michael Moore In Trumpland” (**1/2 out of four) was an intermittently interesting stand-up show of Michael Moore discussing the realities of what could ensue should Trump win Presidential office. Anyone expecting the muckracking political documentary of Moore’s past works will be disappointed since this solely features him on a stage in front of the cameras and live audience and not much else. Still, Moore raises some interesting points as always and the movie isn’t quite as liberal-minded and pro-Clinton as you might expect. Hardly an essential view but an interesting addition to the recent glut of political movies especially as the election nears. Continue reading →
October 29, 2016 “Army Of One” (*1/2 out of four) was an artificial and heavy-handed true story “comedy” set in the mid 2000’s about Gary Faulkner (Nicholas Cage), a handyman who believed that God (Russell Brand- don’t ask) sent him on a mission to find and kill Osama Bin Laden and he actually ventured to Pakistan to carry out this task. Cage does actually look and sound like the real Gary Faulkner when you see him over the end credits but his whiny voice, histrionics, and weird appearance make this tough going. For a much more intense and exciting look at the hunt and killing of Bin Laden, watch Kathryn Bigelow’s “Zero Dark Thirty” instead. Continue reading →
October 29, 2016 To some, 1975’s “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” (*1/2 out of four) was brilliant, original, and daring. To me, this homage to sci/fi musicals about a couple (Barry Bostwick and Susan Sarandon) whose car breaks down and are held hostage by a transvestite dancing nut (Tim Curry) is self-indulgent, freakishly weird (to put it mildly), incomprehensible, and (after a while) boring. Even the music is mediocre and poorly staged, with the exception of “Let’s Do The Time Warp Again.” It’s being re-released and was playing at Proctor’s tonight for it’s 40th anniversary. You may want to judge for yourself. If you must watch, you may want to see it in a theater, because the audience participation and interaction is far more entertaining than anything in the movie. They must have had some really good drugs in the ’70’s Continue reading →
