“Hardcore Henry” (*1/2 out of four) was a headache-inducing action melodrama shot entirely from the eyes of Henry- an assassin resurrected from death with no memory and must re-discover his identity and save his wife and his country from a warlord’s plan to bio-engineer soldiers. P.O.V. camera movements may quickly have you reaching for the dramamine or Advil. Wall-to-wall action and violence for those who want it but it’s pointless, ugly, and pretty wearying after a while. You have to give this some points for being original and experimental but you can get the same sensation from strapping a power drill to your head.

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“Flight 7500” (*1/2 out of four) was a hokey/silly Redbox horror thriller about the passengers aboard a Los Angeles airplane bound for Tokyo who encounter a supernatural occurrence aboard the plane that threatens to kill everyone on board. Passable beginning soon nosedives as the movie becomes obvious and dumb and climaxes with a terrible ending and too much unexplained supernatural phenomena. You’d expect nothing less from the director of “The Grudge”. Watch “Snakes On A Plane” instead

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“One More Time” (*1/2 out of four) was one more waste of time for Christopher Walken playing an aging crooner plotting a comeback as problems with his daughter (Amber Heard) and other various personal problems cause him to unravel. A great role for Walken is undone by a script that’s less than great and is sorely in need of some bite and laughs. Plays like a leftover sitcom pilot from the 90’s. End credits is the best part of the movie if you make it that far.

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“The Jungle Book” (** out of four) was a mild adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s classic story of an orphan boy named Mowgli (Neel Seethi) raised in the jungle by a black bear, a pack of wolves, and a panther. Visually stunning at times but movie lacks awe and excitement and doesn’t have enough of a story to sustain you for nearly two hours. Film has everything money can buy but never generates a sense of wonder that “White Fang” or “Huck Finn” did. About on par with the last “Jungle Book” adaptation in 1994.

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“The Tell-Tale Heart” (*1/2 out of four) was a dull adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe’s horror story about a tormented man (Patrick John Flueger) who continuously readmits himself to a medical facility to escape from his pending insanity. Yet another adaptation of a Poe story without any elements of power or fright which made his writing so powerful. Director Peter Bogdanovich plays a tormenting old man in this story but he should stay behind the camera rather than in front of it in the future

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“The Trust” (*1/2 out of four) was a lackluster Redbox cop melodrama that will make audiences lose trust in Nicolas Cage and Elijah Wood’s career choices. They play corrupt cops who stumble onto a plan for a drug invasion and a mysterious bank vault. Cage and Wood make an engaging team at times but this is otherwise pretty by-the-numbers and blah. For a juicier story about corrupt cops, watch 1997’s “Gang Related” or “L.A. Confidential” onstead.

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“The Girl In The Photographs” (* out of four) was a rockbottom horror dud about a girl (Claudia Lee) in a nowheresville town who starts receiving photographs of murdered young women and begins to investigate if they’re real or staged. What might have been a scary half-hour “Twilight Zone” episode is endlessly padded out to nearly two hours. Molasses pacing and annoying characters make this one a real slog. Executive produced by Wes Craven in his final film but let’s just be charitable and say this is no “Scream”.

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“Miracles From Heaven” (**1/2 out of four) was a moving Christian-themed drama about a little girl suffering from a rare digestive order whose parents (Jennifer Garner and Martin Henderson) frantically try to help her receive medical care until she is miraculously cured after falling and hitting her head in a tree. Occasionally hokey but maintains its grip and involvement due to its winning and empathic performances. Resembles a t.v. movie of the week at times but is worth watching and is better than many other religion-based dramas of the last few years

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