https://dlepik.com/2026/06/04/saturnalia-1-2-out-of-four-was-substandard-supernatural-hokum-about-a-young-girl-sophia-anthony-who-arrives-at-a-prestigious-boarding-school-under-the-domineering-rein-of-its-cr/dlepikcomen2026-06-04T12:44:59+00:00“Saturnalia” (*1/2 out of four) was substandard supernatural hokum about a young girl (Sophia Anthony) who arrives at a prestigious boarding school under the domineering rein of its cruel headmistress (Velvet) and finds that there are sinister and subversive forces that are engulfing them all. Slipshod rip-off of Dario Argento’s “Suspiria” right down to its similar title and theme score from Goblin but sorely missing his mesmerizing and haunting artistry.https://dlepik.com/2026/06/04/deep-water-out-of-four-was-a-soggy-suspense-thriller-about-a-group-of-airline-workers-and-passengers-aaron-eckhart-ben-kingsley-angus-sampson-and-others-who-crashland-on-a/dlepikcomen2026-06-04T12:44:31+00:00“Deep Water” (** out of four) was a soggy suspense thriller about a group of airline workers and passengers (Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley, Angus Sampson, and others) who crashland on a flight from Shanghai to Los Angeles in shark-infested waters and have to unite and band together to stay alive. Ho-hum retread of routine shark/shock scenes from “Jaws” and also director Renny Harlin’s own “Deep Blue Sea” right down to the title. A few jolts and scares here-and-there but film is usurped by a weary feeling of Déjà vu. It might be time to retire killer-shark movies before their entertainment value becomes extinct.https://dlepik.com/2026/06/04/marshmallow-1-2-out-of-four-was-a-fluff-job-about-a-group-of-campers-giorgia-whigham-pierson-fode-paul-soter-and-others-who-gather-around-a-campfire-and-discuss-the-legend-of-the-title-mar/dlepikcomen2026-06-04T12:44:01+00:00“Marshmallow” (*1/2 out of four) was a fluff job about a group of campers (Giorgia Whigham, Pierson Fode, Paul Soter, and others) who gather around a campfire and discuss the legend of the title marshmallow character but soon come to find out he is still very much alive and (yawn) on the murderous prowl. The marshmallow man in “Ghostbusters” was more scary and certainly more visually impressive than anything here over 40 years ago! Stale collection of horror cliches and plot points. Filmed in 2023 and was unreleased for 3 years.