January 19, 2025 “Alarum” (** out of four) was a mechanical action melodrama about various spies and intel groups (Scott Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Joel Cohen, and others) who engage in warring factions and duplicity to obtain a stolen hard drive. Competently made and moves briskly but you’ve seen it all done before and better in far too many other movies. Eastwood is solid as usual; Stallone is wasted again in another expendable minor role. Continue reading →
January 17, 2025 “Sentinel” (**1/2 out of four) was a better-than-average sci/fi melodrama set years after an alien invasion in which a group of heroes (Jason R. Moore, Ellie Patrikios, and Neil Cole) embark on a time travel to save the survivors but are unaware that the title evil function is waiting for them resulting in a battle for survival. Full of imaginative and striking visuals from director Stefano Milla and eye-candy cinematography from Alessandro Caldana and Juan Rolando which easily overpower the pedestrian screenplay and story. Still worthwhile especially for sci/fi fans and features some homages to “Event Horizon.” Continue reading →
January 12, 2025 “The Scout” (** out of four) was a minimalist horror comedy about a group of low-budget filmmakers (Anastasia Elfman, Kenneth Guertin, Eric Marq, and others) who go off on a horror shoot when a masked killer shows up and crashes the shoot and kills them off one by one and they have to use their survival smarts from their own horror films to outsmart him and stay alive. Never surpasses mediocrity but marginally better than others of its ilk thanks to some sharp and ironic dialogue about past horror films. Shot and made in all of 4 months! Needless to say, this is not a remake of the 1994 Albert Brooks-Brendan Fraser “cult classic” of the same name. Continue reading →
January 12, 2025 “Beautiful Friend” (** out of four) was an off-putting character melodrama about a mentally unstable and socially isolated young man (Adam Jones) who veers out into the world and tries to find a compatible partner who will accept him in spite of his limitations and emotional problems and baggage. Film is aloof and weird, much like its central character. Not completely without merit and has a few scenes of intensity and insight but pretty tough-to-take as a whole. Continue reading →
January 12, 2025 “Weekend Deadaway” (*1/2 out of four) was a tired slasher thriller about a group of friends (Susan Slaughter, Jim Nieciecki, Emily Sue Bengton, and others) who converge upon a lake vacation house and find that (yawn) an uninvited guest is on the prowl to kill everybody. Clever title for a movie that seems practically spit out of a computer and made up entirely of spare parts. You know a horror movie is in trouble when you’re rooting for the killer to put everyone out of their misery. Continue reading →
January 9, 2025 “Night Of The Harvest” (** out of four) was a fizzled horror story about a young woman (Jessica Morgan) who survives a brutal attack; about a year later, her sister plans a Halloween party for her but a killer is roaming in the party and planning and enacting a further attack. Give star/co-writer/co-director Morgan points for trying to tackle subjects like PTSD and trauma but results are meager and also fatally overlong. A few minor jumps help but there’s otherwise not much worth “harvesting” here. Continue reading →
January 9, 2025 “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” (**1/2 out of four) was an agreeably done sequel to the 1988 cult classic about the return of the Deetz family (Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, and others) and their daughter (Jenna Ortega) accidentally opens a portal to the afterlife leading to the return again of Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton). Wholly unnecessary sequel to a film that came out over 36 years ago still features enough madcap humor, macabre touches from director Tim Burton, and visual eye candy to make it satisfying although it starts to wear thin after a while. Fans of the original (I wasn’t) may want to boost my rating a little. Continue reading →
January 8, 2025 “Lowlifes” (*1/2 out of four) was an aptly titled horror melodrama about a family (Amanda Fix, Matthew MacCaull, Brenna Lewellyn, and others) whose survival skills are put to the test when they have to spend the night at a remote homestead where all Hell breaks loose. Yet another redneck horror story inspired by “Deliverance” and also “Ten Little Indians” but maybe the word “inspired” doesn’t quite equate to- or describe- this movie. Professionally made but larded with cliches and used story elements. Continue reading →
January 8, 2025 “Murderfest” (* out of four) was a tawdry horror thriller about five serial killers who broadcast their killings online to a live streaming audience and compete with one another to see who has the most murderous craft. Potentially satirical look at the dark web and online streaming is hamstrung by terrible production and filmmaking and gets dumb-and-dumber as it goes along. “Yawnfest” would be a better title for this trifle. Continue reading →
January 8, 2025 “Dante’s Hotel” (*1/2 out of four) was a mindless horror melodrama about an event planner (AnnaLynne McCord) who has to team up with a mysterious hotel tenant (Judd Nelson) when an unknown assailant starts killing off hotel members one by one. Fairly fast-moving but uninspired rehash of conventional horror story elements. Watch “Dante’s Peak” again instead. Continue reading →