“Christmas Zombies” (0 out of four) was a torturously inept horror comedy about a disgruntled elf (Ashley Hays Wright) who gets fired and a new zombie boss (David Owen Wright) takes over and seeks revenge on the North Pole and creates some new robot zombies who satisfy their cravings by stealing back presents! Bewildering storyline is thrown into your face and made even worse by ham-handed direction and shoddy production. A Christmas present at the equivalent of a lump of coal. Hays Wright also wrote and directed and produced and unfortunately bears all the blame for this embarrassment.