“November Criminals” (*1/2 out of four) was a turgid story about two teenagers (Ansel Elgort and Chloe Grace Moretz) in Washington D.C. who are deeply shaken upon learning about the death of a schoolmate and set out to solve his murder. Illogical story never makes you really understand or care why the two teenagers are so determined to find his killer in the first place. What’s really criminal is wasting the terrific Moretz in more direct-to-Redbox drivel like this. Both her and Elgort previously starred in the remake of “Carrie.”