“Ketchup On Waffles” (0 out of four) was a rancid horror “comedy” about three masked gunmen (Ian O’Boyle, Rob Rappa, Max Unlu) who hold up a small-town diner and proceed to terrorize the diner patrons (and the audience) and hold them hostage. Indescribably awful film is filled with shrill characters and dumb dialogue which is made even worse by in-your-face and ugly direction. Even die-hard horror fans will likely get indigestion from this mess.